"So save your prayers
For when your really gonna need 'em..."

Now hit the switch! It's alive! It's alive! It's the Flavour of the Week!!!

It has come to my attention that I have been slacking in my duties to provide the world with the finest entertainment that money can't buy. OK at least one person missed us while we were on “vacation” and a big thank you goes out to our loyal reader from Hawaii. Thank ya, ma'am...

Anyhoo, back to business and we here at the Home Office will try our best to make sure that this publication will hit the streets even in these tough economic times. Hhhmmmm, I wonder if we qualify for any bail-out money? And if we do, why isn't this money lining our pockets, dammit!?!?!?

I'm going to blame everything on the fact that this publication has been in existence for the past 13 years and ya know nothing good ever comes from things with 13 units in them. Yep, blame it all on that freakin' number between 12 and 14. It is all its fault and has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I have run out of things to babble about...

And now welcome back my friends to the show that never ends...

This week’s area of the world of the week is the Kazan, Tatarstan, Russian Federation area - SALUTE!!!

"Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?"

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***PIRATES OF THE WEEK***
The Pittsburgh Pirates!!!
Not them pirates who take boats and stuff...
And shivver me timbers and stuff...
And I used stuff in two sentences in a row...
Sorry, make that three...

***MUSICAL INTERLUDE***
"If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last..." - TSO

***CD OF THE WEEK***
"The Calling" by Operatika
Yep, it's not 80's material but rather 08's material...
It's new, bay-bee...
Nice and shiny new...
And hot damn, it's good...
Well OK, I have never put any CDs here that I didn't think were good...
Understand?

Eris' Temple of Delusion & Commerce!!!
http://www.cafepress.com/Erisian_Delight
It's like teatime for the soul where everyone here paints himself red and eats monkeys!!!

***PERIPHERAL VISIONARIES***
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/anticrust/pv/index.html
(Please Note: this does NOT apply to anyone in particular)
Seems to be a lack of material to add to this (don't ya feel guilty)
but I am a patient boy, I wait, I wait, I wait...

***FLAVOUR OF THE WEEK***
Klondike
Oreo Bars
Like a cookie mashed up with ice cream...
And lovingly wrapped in a blankie of chocolate...
mmmmmm blankies of chocolate...

Rings and Things!!!
http://www.ringsandthings.biz
for all the finest in all that sparkles!!!

***SITE UPDATE OF THE WEEK***
THE NEW FAIRY TALE!!!
A Long Night's Journey into Day!
THE BOOK OF TOAST!!!
Psalm27 of Eris
THE NEW HAT!!!
We are the Revolution Hat!
THE NEW STICKER!!!
The Shut up and Drive Sticker

***WORTHY CHARITABLE SITES & OTHER SITES***

***BUY A T-SHIRT SO I CAN AFFORD ICECREAM***
WS Design
And thanks to all who don't want to see me go without IceCream!

***HUH?***
SO SIMPLE EVEN A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT!!!
MASHED POTATOES, GRAVY AND CRANBERRY SAUCE!!!
YOU'LL RUN THE BILL UP, KID, HO, HO ,HO!!!
MY PLACE IS HERE WITH THE SNOW PEOPLE!!!
NEVER QUESTION MR. NIBBLES!!!
LOOK A UNICORN!!!
PRIME RIB IS THE ÜBERMEAT!!!
SEE YA LATER CRAZY MUTANT DESERT GUYS!!!
TAKE A TRAIN TO HAPPYTOWN, WOO-WOO!!!
MONKEY WANTS MY BURGER!!!
SHE MAKES A MAN WANT TO BE A MINIATURE HORSE!!!
GOODNIGHT AND BIG BALLS!!!
I COULD FIND A BETTER DEAL IN MY SLEEP - IF I SLEPT!!!
THINK WITH YOUR DIPSTICK, JIMMY!!!

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