"So save your prayers
For when your really gonna need 'em..."

The Christmas Edition of the Flavour of the Week brought to you by Santa and his eight tiny reindeer...

Yep, we here at the Home Office know that this is actually a bit early, due to the day on which Christmas falls this year, it is better to be early than late even if being late may be considered fashionable in some circles...

And whilst we are doing up Christmas, we probably should throw in Boxing Day as well for next week's edition probably won't be online before that day either...

And keep in mind that it ain't Christmas until the jolly fat man sings or something like that...

This years Christmas card production was more or less as expected with two boxes of card stock, a new tricoloured ink cartridge, and a great of capital invested in postage stamps especially for those cards that traveled across the vast expanse of the Atlantic Ocean. And when the amount of time per employee per card is factored in, the total cost of this years Christmas card production is approximately $3.9 million (US) - a 2.8% increase over the amount invested in last year's Christmas card production. This financial update was proudly brought to you by the fine folks in the Accounting Department...

And speaking of spreading Christmas cheer, I would personally like to thank all of the sponsors of the Flavour of the Week with special emphasis on the folks over at Rings and Things. Thank y'all...

And another merry year is coming to a close, so be extra good so that ya don't end up with gifts that suck...

Merry Christmas to one and all...

"Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?"

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***HOLIDAY OF THE WEEK***
Christmas!!!
Ew, look at the pretty lights!!!
Let the festivities begin!!!
OK, I know the holiday doesn't begin 'til the jolly fat man sings...
Or sumpin' like that...

The Flavour of the Week Store:
http://www.cafepress.com/wsdesign

***MUSICAL INTERLUDE***
"If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last..." - T-SO

***CD OF THE WEEK***
"Christmas Eve and Other Stories" by Trans-Siberian Orchestra
In my opinion this is the finest Christmas CD ever...
And since this is my Flave thang, I am correct in my opinion...
It's that time of the year folks...
When you want to proclaim something, do it loud...
With gee-tars...
And if you get a chance to see 'em do so...
I highly recommend them to everyone...
Everywhere...
Forever and ever, Amen...

Sponsored in part by Barnes & Noble Music

***PERIPHERAL VISIONARIES***
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/anticrust/pv/index.html
(Please Note: this does NOT apply to anyone in particular)
Seems to be a lack of material to add to this (don't ya feel guilty)
but I am a patient boy, I wait, I wait, I wait...

***FLAVOUR OF THE WEEK***
ANY BRAND
ANY FLAVOUR
It's the holidays, you get thee out into this world and choose thy own flave...
Follow yon star to the local store...
And grab yerself a pint...
Or a gallon...

Rings and Things!!!
http://www.ringsandthings.biz
for all the finest in all that sparkles!!!

***SITE UPDATE OF THE WEEK***
Punkin' Carvin' '06!!!
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Fun-with-a-Zire71?page=14
 
SOMEWHAT-OLD SHIRT!!!
http://www.cafepress.com/wsdesign.73206803

***WORTHY CHARITABLE SITES***

***BUY A BOOK SO I CAN AFFORD ICECREAM***
Barnes & Noble Books
And thanks to all who don't want to see me go without IceCream!

***HUH?***
YOU NOT WHAT WOULD BE AWESOME!?!?
IF MY HARDRIVE COULD MAKE THE SOUND OF A YETI!!!
IT'S A METEOR AND IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME!!!
SO SIMPLE EVEN A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT!!!
NEXT TIME DO A LITTLE RESEARCH!!!
THE SERVERS ARE OUR FRIENDS!!!
THEY WANT TO SERVE US!!!
YOU KNOW, TODD, RUMORS CAN BE HURTFUL!!!
WE DON'T AGITATE THE DOTS!!!
MASHED POTATOES, GRAVY AND CRANBERRY SAUCE!!!
EAT THE SANDWICH!!!
YOU'LL RUN THE BILL UP, KID, HO, HO ,HO!!!
MY PLACE IS HERE WITH THE SNOW PEOPLE!!!
NEVER QUESTION MR. NIBBLES!!!

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remember all brands and/or flavours are NOT
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***CRYIN' LIKE A GIRLIE-MAN***
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And it doesn't have to involve cash...

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