"So save your prayers
For when your really gonna need 'em..."

And in the end...
The flaves you waste
Are equal to the flaves you taste...

Alas, not much traffic was directed to the WeeWerks GmbH Blog thang for we know what ye do and we do so through the miracle of the Internet. Oh yeah, a big howdy goes out to all the fine folks in the Tempe, Arizona area - SALUTE!!!

Ew, that all makes the finest company on the Internet seem like it is a Big Brother sort of organization, which we are not... well, maybe we are with the employees here at the home office for if we did not do so those employees would spend their days goofing off on the Internet and if management discovered this fact, the goof-off employees would have their salaries dramatically reduced...

Which gives me an idea that I will give to the world free of charge. Being that any respectable company would have its own network with all computers running through a server and this server has the capability to record all Internet activity in a log file, all a company needs to do is to charge their employees per page load of nonbusiness pages - let's say like a dollar per page - and this fee can go straight to the bottom line to improve the numbers that the stockholders demand. Take this knowledge now, my children, and go ye now in peace...

And now the parts that make this a whole...

"Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?"

Need a web host? Go to:
http://www.philotronix.com
They's good folk...
Need a web designer? Go to:
http://www.vbwebdesign.com
He's good folks, and he actually reads this...

***HOLIDAYS OF THE WEEK***
Groundhog Day(US)
Fat Tuesday
Now if we could just have Fat Groundhog Tuesday my life would be complete...
I need King Cake!!!
Anyone want to send me some?

The Flavour of the Week Store:
http://www.cafepress.com/wsdesign

***MUSICAL INTERLUDE***
"If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last..." - T-SO

***CD OF THE WEEK***
"The New British Invasion" by Various
'Tis a fine CD to receive for free and I gots me two of 'em...
And you too can get one for you and one for a friend at:
http://www.bass.com
But ya gotta be over 21 years of age...
hhhmmm, maybe I should have a contest and give away my second copy...
This is something to think about for I think about things...

Eris' Temple of Delusion & Commerce!!!
http://www.cafepress.com/Erisian_Delight
It's like teatime for the soul!!!

***PERIPHERAL VISIONARIES***
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/anticrust/pv/index.html
(Please Note: this does NOT apply to anyone in particular)
Seems to be a lack of material to add to this (don't ya feel guilty)
but I am a patient boy, I wait, I wait, I wait...

***FLAVOUR OF THE WEEK***
Kings
Cinnamon Ice Cream
Ya gotta have it with the apple pie, bay-bee...
Yeah, yeah, I know there are only 35 locations in the world to find it...
But if you find it, eat it...
Did I mention that I want King Cake?

Rings and Things!!!
http://www.ringsandthings.biz
for all the finest in all that sparkles!!!

***SITE UPDATE OF THE WEEK***
THE BOOK OF TOAST!!!
Genesis: The Story of Sodom and Gamera
3 Eris - A Letter from Eris to the Philistines
The Parable of Ms. Benefit
THE FLONK IMAGE SERVER!!!
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Fun-with-a-Zire71?page=15
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Fun-with-a-Zire71?page=16
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Fun-with-a-Zire71?page=17
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Fun-with-a-Zire71?page=18

***WORTHY CHARITABLE SITES & OTHER SITES***

***BUY A T-SHIRT SO I CAN AFFORD ICECREAM***
WS Design
And thanks to all who don't want to see me go without IceCream!

***HUH?***
SO SIMPLE EVEN A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT!!!
NEXT TIME DO A LITTLE RESEARCH!!!
THE SERVERS ARE OUR FRIENDS!!!
THEY WANT TO SERVE US!!!
YOU KNOW, TODD, RUMORS CAN BE HURTFUL!!!
WE DON'T AGITATE THE DOTS!!!
MASHED POTATOES, GRAVY AND CRANBERRY SAUCE!!!
YOU'LL RUN THE BILL UP, KID, HO, HO ,HO!!!
MY PLACE IS HERE WITH THE SNOW PEOPLE!!!
NEVER QUESTION MR. NIBBLES!!!
LOOK A UNICORN!!!
PRIME RIB IS THE ÜBERMEAT!!!
SEE YA LATER CRAZY MUTANT DESERT GUYS!!!
TAKE A TRAIN TO HAPPYTOWN, WOO-WOO!!!

***DISCLAIMER***
Due to international mailing of this feature
remember all brands and/or flavours are NOT
available everywhere!

***CRYIN' LIKE A GIRLIE-MAN***
If ya want to sponsor any section of this
mailing, let me know, I'm very cheap, dammit!
And it doesn't have to involve cash...

***LEGAL MUMBO-JUMBO***
Everything here is in accordance with the WeeSaul
World, plc. Privacy Policy which can be found at:
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/anticrust/privacy.html
Ya understand? Sue me if you wish, bay-bee...

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