"So save your prayers
For when your really gonna need 'em..."

Like a bridge over yummy ice cream
I will eat it down
Like a bridge over yummy ice cream
I will eat it down...

Being that I was in the capital of this subdivision of this country, which was time consuming for it was like a five or six hour roundtrip at WarpFactor 3, I have come to realize that this company must take a stand. And we shall for we will be supporting the SaveXP cause for it is good. I mean like that the home office ÜberPuter has only had XP for a year and before that the OS of choice was Windows98. So we should all be heard and voice our opposition to the forced obsolescence brought about by the company founded by Mr. Gates III who still has never contacted me or sent me free stuff for it has been said that a man can run his company on freebees alone...

Yep, it's been said...

hhhmmmm, anything else I should add to this? hhhhmmm, well, it's freakin' cold. Does that count as news worthy of the upper portion of the mailing? The world may never know...

And now the bottom portion...

"Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?"

Need a web host? Go to:
http://www.philotronix.com
They's good folk...
Need a web designer? Go to:
http://www.vbwebdesign.com
He's good folks, and he actually reads this...

***CAUSE OF THE WEEK***
Save XP!!!
Were you not listening to the above ramblings?
Do I have to spell it out for you?
S-A-V-E X-P
OK, now that is done go here:
Save XP
And save the OS, K?

The Flavour of the Week Store:
http://www.cafepress.com/wsdesign

***MUSICAL INTERLUDE***
"If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last..." - T-SO

***CD OF THE WEEK***
"All Time Greatest Hits" by Nilsson
Everybody's talkin' at me...
AAAIIIIYYYEEEE!!!
Make it stop!!! The voices but I can't hear a word they're sayin'...
Ew, this is a scary one...
So buy it now, buy it often...

Eris' Temple of Delusion & Commerce!!!
http://www.cafepress.com/Erisian_Delight
It's like teatime for the soul!!!

***PERIPHERAL VISIONARIES***
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/anticrust/pv/index.html
(Please Note: this does NOT apply to anyone in particular)
Seems to be a lack of material to add to this (don't ya feel guilty)
but I am a patient boy, I wait, I wait, I wait...

***FLAVOUR OF THE WEEK***
Häagen-Dazs 
Sticky Toffee Pudding
I have to admit that it was the name that caught my attention...
Made me giggle for some reason, hehehe...
So buy it if only for the name, then eat it...
Did I mention Save XP?

Rings and Things!!!
http://www.ringsandthings.biz
for all the finest in all that sparkles!!!

***SITE UPDATE OF THE WEEK***
THE BOOK OF TOAST!!!
Genesis: The Story of Sodom and Gamera
3 Eris - A Letter from Eris to the Philistines
The Parable of Ms. Benefit
THE FLONK IMAGE SERVER!!!
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Fun-with-a-Zire71?page=15
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Fun-with-a-Zire71?page=16
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Fun-with-a-Zire71?page=17
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Fun-with-a-Zire71?page=18

***WORTHY CHARITABLE SITES & OTHER SITES***

***BUY A T-SHIRT SO I CAN AFFORD ICECREAM***
WS Design
And thanks to all who don't want to see me go without IceCream!

***HUH?***
SO SIMPLE EVEN A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT!!!
NEXT TIME DO A LITTLE RESEARCH!!!
THE SERVERS ARE OUR FRIENDS!!!
THEY WANT TO SERVE US!!!
YOU KNOW, TODD, RUMORS CAN BE HURTFUL!!!
WE DON'T AGITATE THE DOTS!!!
MASHED POTATOES, GRAVY AND CRANBERRY SAUCE!!!
YOU'LL RUN THE BILL UP, KID, HO, HO ,HO!!!
MY PLACE IS HERE WITH THE SNOW PEOPLE!!!
NEVER QUESTION MR. NIBBLES!!!
LOOK A UNICORN!!!
PRIME RIB IS THE ÜBERMEAT!!!
SEE YA LATER CRAZY MUTANT DESERT GUYS!!!
TAKE A TRAIN TO HAPPYTOWN, WOO-WOO!!!

***DISCLAIMER***
Due to international mailing of this feature
remember all brands and/or flavours are NOT
available everywhere!

***CRYIN' LIKE A GIRLIE-MAN***
If ya want to sponsor any section of this
mailing, let me know, I'm very cheap, dammit!
And it doesn't have to involve cash...

***LEGAL MUMBO-JUMBO***
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World, plc. Privacy Policy which can be found at:
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/anticrust/privacy.html
Ya understand? Sue me if you wish, bay-bee...

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