"So save your prayers
For when your really gonna need 'em..."

'Tis the season to be scary, boo-boo-boo-boo-boo boo-boo-boo-eeeeeekkkk!!!

A very merry All Saints Eve to one and all. Yes, I did not use the common name for today’s celebration for I am an unusual sort of person, running a multinational conglomerate, and my golden parachute will save me if the shareholders  vote me off the island...

I'm going to do things a little different this year, not because I choose to do so, but rather because of the death of my PDA I must. So this year instead of having my pumpkin carvings placed upon the Flonk Image Server, I'll just place them here for all to see. They are not as spectacular as the Vampire from a couple of years ago, they are not as artsy as the Andy Warhol carving, they are not as comical as Charlie Brown from last year, but they are as they are and shall be seen below...

Darth Vader to scare all the young Jedi masters...


By request, a tame wolf...


And now that has been accomplished, I will have to thank Spike for he was the first non-employee of this company to use the question/answer thingie towards the bottom of the page and as far as I can tell the entire process did not kill him or even harm him in anyway. And I am typing this news letter on the Palmtop PC his former employer gave to me though I did up the memory to a gig for I write a whole big bunch of stuff...

And let's get down with our bad selves; way down, like six feet under for it is that time of the year to enjoy the Halloween Edition of the Flavour of the Week...

"Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?"

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***HOLIDAY OF THE WEEK***
All Saints Day!!!
Woo-hoo!!!
This year I'm dressing up as St. Ewald the Dark...
Ew, spooky...

The Flavour of the Week Store:
http://www.cafepress.com/wsdesign

***MUSICAL INTERLUDE***
"If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last..." - T-SO

***CD OF THE WEEK***
"Light Music for Dying People" by  Sordid Humor
The titles for a CD ever written...
'Tis a fine selection for Halloween...
Reminds me of some holiday about dead people...
I wonder which one it may be...
I ain’t got a clue

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***PERIPHERAL VISIONARIES***
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/anticrust/pv/index.html
(Please Note: this does NOT apply to anyone in particular)
Seems to be a lack of material to add to this (don't ya feel guilty)
but I am a patient boy, I wait, I wait, I wait...

***FLAVOUR OF THE WEEK***
ANY BRAND
ANY FLAVOUR
It don't matter much for you should be out gathering treats...
Many, many treats made of CHOCOLATE!!!
mmmmmmm, I gots a belly ache already...

Rings and Things!!!
http://www.ringsandthings.biz
for all the finest in all that sparkles!!!

***SITE UPDATE OF THE WEEK***
THE BOOK OF TOAST!!!
Genesis: The Story of Sodom and Gamera
3 Eris - A Letter from Eris to the Philistines
The Parable of Ms. Benefit
THE FLONK IMAGE SERVER!!!
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Fun-with-a-Zire71?page=15
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Fun-with-a-Zire71?page=16
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Fun-with-a-Zire71?page=17
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Fun-with-a-Zire71?page=18

***WORTHY CHARITABLE SITES & OTHER SITES***

***BUY A T-SHIRT SO I CAN AFFORD ICECREAM***
WS Design
And thanks to all who don't want to see me go without IceCream!

***HUH?***
SO SIMPLE EVEN A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT!!!
NEXT TIME DO A LITTLE RESEARCH!!!
THE SERVERS ARE OUR FRIENDS!!!
THEY WANT TO SERVE US!!!
YOU KNOW, TODD, RUMORS CAN BE HURTFUL!!!
WE DON'T AGITATE THE DOTS!!!
MASHED POTATOES, GRAVY AND CRANBERRY SAUCE!!!
EAT THE SANDWICH!!!
YOU'LL RUN THE BILL UP, KID, HO, HO ,HO!!!
MY PLACE IS HERE WITH THE SNOW PEOPLE!!!
NEVER QUESTION MR. NIBBLES!!!
LOOK A UNICORN!!!
PRIME RIB IS THE ÜBERMEAT!!!
SEE YA LATER CRAZY MUTANT DESERT GUYS!!!

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remember all brands and/or flavours are NOT
available everywhere!

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And it doesn't have to involve cash...

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