"So save your prayers
For when your really gonna need 'em..."

And so this is Halloween. And what have you done? Another year older and a new ones just begun. A very merry Halloween, I hope you have fun scarin’ the bah-geeblers out of those who happen upon your abode…

Alas, ‘tis a horrid tale of woe that I spread out forth onto this barren land, a tale that has come to be known as the Flavour of the Week, the Sleigh Ride to Armageddon and other cool and no less groovy things such as that, etc…

As the readers of this here thing (at least those readers who have been with the mailing since last year) know I do a festive pumpkin carvin’ every year and present that which I have carved to the world. OK! I know that I have only been present them to the world for the last three years, blah, blah, blah, get over it or I send the undead to your home to leave dirty footprints throughout your living room. Got it? Oh yes, see link below, K?

Anyhoo, in the spirit of the season, hehehe, spirit of the season, hehehe, I now proudly present the Flavour of the Week!!! 

"Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?"

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***HOLIDAY OF THE WEEK***
Halloween
Ya know, it's mighty convenient that it happens to be this week...
It would be downright silly to have the Holiday of the Week being something like Flag Day...
Ew, it makes my hair stand on end thinking of the coincidence of it all...
Spooky, bay-bee...

The Flavour of the Week Store:
http://www.cafepress.com/wsdesign

***MUSICAL INTERLUDE***
"If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last..." - T-SO

***CD OF THE WEEK***
"Requiem" by Mozart
'Tis the scariest bit o' music in the world...
Instructions on Usage:
1. Place CD in a device that will play it
2. Crank to 11 on the volume dial
3. Press Play
4. Turn off all lights
5. Lay down
6. Be scared

Sponsored in part by Barnes & Noble Music

***PERIPHERAL VISIONARIES***
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/anticrust/pv/index.html
(Please Note: this does NOT apply to anyone in particular)
Seems to be a lack of material to add to this (don't ya feel guilty)
but I am a patient boy, I wait, I wait, I wait...

***FLAVOUR OF THE WEEK***
Ben & Jerry's
Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz
It do git no more scarier than that...
7. Eat ice cream (see complete list above)
Creepy it is...
It'll make the hair on yer neck stand straight up and dance about...
And is good for feedin' to the undead...

Rings and Things!!!
http://www.ringsandthings.biz
for all the finest in all that sparkles!!!

***SITE UPDATE OF THE WEEK***
Punkin' Carvin' '06!!!
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Fun-with-a-Zire71?page=14
 
SOMEWHAT-OLD SHIRT!!!
http://www.cafepress.com/wsdesign.73206803

***WORTHY CHARITABLE SITES***

***BUY A BOOK SO I CAN AFFORD ICECREAM***
Barnes & Noble Books
And thanks to all who don't want to see me go without IceCream!

***HUH?***
MARTHA IS ONLY WEARING A PARTY HAT!!!
YOU NOT WHAT WOULD BE AWESOME!?!?
IF MY HARDRIVE COULD MAKE THE SOUND OF A YETI!!!
IT'S A METEOR AND IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME!!!
SO SIMPLE EVEN A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT!!!
NEXT TIME DO A LITTLE RESEARCH!!!
THE SERVERS ARE OUR FRIENDS!!!
THEY WANT TO SERVE US!!!
YOU KNOW, TODD, RUMORS CAN BE HURTFUL!!!
WE DON'T AGITATE THE DOTS!!!
MASHED POTATOES, GRAVY AND CRANBERRY SAUCE!!!
EAT THE SANDWICH!!!

***DISCLAIMER***
Due to international mailing of this feature
remember all brands and/or flavours are NOT
available everywhere!

***CRYIN' LIKE A GIRLIE-MAN***
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And it doesn't have to involve cash...

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Ya understand? Sue me if you wish, bay-bee...

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