ice creamAnd Other Incidental Transgressions
- A Technicolour Quagmire of the Soul
- The Sleigh Ride to Armageddon
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"So save your prayers
For when your really gonna need 'em..."
Ya know what? It seems as if there are times when there are not enough hours in a day to do anything. These are the days of my discontent with far too much that I wish to do and not enough time to do them all...
Soon to be unleashed down the deep dark corners of CyberSpace, ÜberPuter v2.0. I have finally grown tired of weird hardware issues that I cannot figure out so it is time to start from scratch and build the ultimate desktop computer experience that I can within my budget. But the ghost of ÜberPuter v1.0 shall remain for it does contain a few components that will boost v2.0 to screamin'-set-yer-ass-on-fire speed...
With all that said and the fact that I do not have enough time in my day to do fun stuff, if there is no mailing next week, do not be alarmed for the new framework for ÜberPuter v2.0 should be arriving soon and it may have some impact upon my computer usage. All that as well as the fact that I will be venturing off to Lancaster for a couple of days may slow down my progress in bring this to the world...
We shall see...
And now the very last Flave to be composed upon ÜberPuter v1.0 (well, technically most of the text is composed upon the ole PDA, but the ÜberPuter presents it to the world)...
"Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?"
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***COMPUTER LINGO OF THE WEEK***
Screamin'-set-yer-ass-on-fire speed...
Only here will you find such lingo...
For that's what we do here at the home office...
Think of groovy terminology to describe that, which will come...
And we do it well...
And free of charge...
But if ya wanna pay us, we shall not complain...
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***MUSICAL INTERLUDE***
"If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last..." - T-SO
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***CD OF THE WEEK***
"Too High to Die" by Meat Puppets
This was not my first choice for this week...
But, but I was given a sign...
For how often does one hear a Meat Puppet tune comin' over the airwaves...
That is not Backwater...
Comin' Down is a great tune...
Listen to it, listen to it often, may children...
Sponsored in part by Barnes & Noble Music
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***PERIPHERAL VISIONARIES***
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/anticrust/pv/index.html
(Please Note: this does NOT apply to anyone in particular)
Seems to be a lack of material to add to this (don't ya feel guilty)
but I am a patient boy, I wait, I wait, I wait...
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***FLAVOUR OF THE WEEK***
Ben & Jerry's
Black & Tan
I'll drink to that, again...
Stout?
Stout and ice cream?
Stout and ice cream and a spoon?
B-bye, Mr. Ice Cream...
Rings and Things!!!
http://www.ringsandthings.biz
for all the finest in all that sparkles!!!
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***SITE UPDATE OF THE WEEK***
NEW PICTURES!!!
http://www.meow.org/flonk/Fun-with-a-Zire71
See pages 13 and 14 for the new stuff
NEW SHIRT!!!
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***WORTHY CHARITABLE SITES***
***BUY A BOOK SO I CAN AFFORD ICECREAM***
Barnes & Noble Books
And thanks to all who don't want to see me go without IceCream!
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***HUH?***
Martha Stewart drinkin' Jack Daniels'? IT'S THE END OF THE PARTY!!!!
MARTHA IS ONLY WEARING A PARTY HAT!!!
YOU NOT WHAT WOULD BE AWESOME!?!?
IF MY HARDRIVE COULD MAKE THE SOUND OF A YETI!!!
IT'S A METEOR AND IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME!!!
SO SIMPLE EVEN A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT!!!
NEXT TIME DO A LITTLE RESEARCH!!!
THE SERVERS ARE OUR FRIENDS!!!
THEY WANT TO SERVE US!!!
YOU KNOW, TODD, RUMORS CAN BE HURTFUL!!!
WE DON'T AGITATE THE DOTS!!!
MASHED POTATOES, GRAVY AND CRANBERRY SAUCE!!!
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***DISCLAIMER***
Due to international mailing of this feature
remember all brands and/or flavours are NOT
available everywhere!
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***CRYIN' LIKE A GIRLIE-MAN***
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And it doesn't have to involve cash...
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